Author’s Note: Obviously times have changed since Prop 8. Think of this as a “period piece.” I apologize if there are any errors in my writing here – I was sixteen(?) at the time. Still, I am quite proud of this piece. Warning: If you…

On Reevaluation

She who with veiled vow Champions the exalted Dream And this the people do allow For this Lady of high esteem. — She who radiantly smiles Golden light into our souls; A love upon those fruitful miles Which She alone controls. — She who coos…

America Poem

What once did paint the sky’s endless pallet Now hides its glowing beauty with a mask, Silver clouds loom ahead all full and wet Shadowing light no more to which they basked. To much despair, those loving warmth retreat As bitter cold flows free along…

Rain Sonnet

That’s right, ladies and gents, there’s a really cheap way to cleaning your tank, and an easy method to go along with it. Keep in mind, this method is for tanks under 3 gallons only! Now what you’ll need… 99 cents store: Standard bucket (can be a kiddie…

The 99c Store Approach to a Fish Tank Water Change

I had to run into both Petco and PetSmart yesterday to pick up some medication for Calvin… and I decided to pick up Betta care pamphlets from both, just for shits and giggles. I was appalled by what I read. According to PetSmart: Females can…

Betta “Fun Facts” According to Pet Stores

A performer, a lover, a mother, a fashionista, an icon; a symbol of the purest joy and of the most tragic agony. “Mama left us with so many feelings we never would have discovered about ourselves until she exquisitely translated them to us with her…

An Ode To Judy Garland